i love big d*cks
it’s not even a manip
sarah is really ON TOP OF RACHEL
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED THE OBTUMBLR REMOVED THIS REACTION IMAGE WHEN THEY REBLOGGED THIS POST
The only “Wrecking Ball” remix you will ever need.
ok we had to watch this in chem class
that sexual tension
that spill was not an accident
So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?
I PHSYCOALLY CANT BRETHA HEALP
What if we are one person. #fightclubspoiler
BET H GIV ES SARAH A KEY BUT SARAH PURPOSELY PICKS THE LOCK AND BREAKS IN AND SIDE ADVENTURE BETH CUFFS BOTH OF HER HANDS APART TO THE COUNTER ONE NIGHT FOR CONTINUOUSLY DOING B&E'S ON A COP
UM PLOT BETH SECRETLY LOVES SARAH'S MUSIC AND WANTS TO ROCK (//paul's ""but u dont rock"" comment still burns me i mean//) AND SO SHE PUTS ON THE SHIRT AND BLARES MUSIC AND SARAH LIKE WHAT UP THO
IF IVE GOT TO BE YOU, MANNING, YOU GOT TO BE ME // DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO DOWN AN ENTIRE PHARMACY // COULD BE WORSE I HAVE TO ABANDON MY CHILD
um living on the street basically homeless most nights sarah can't just wash her clothes whenever, now she just refuses cos of beth's nagging& beth retaliates by secretly washing sarah's clothes i'm
BUSY MORNINGS BETH BASICALLY IGNORES SARAH COS SHE GOT SHIT TO DO&SARAH IS THIS INCESSANT SQUATTER LIKE GOING THROUGH ALL HER STUFF cept beth's private letters cos that shits personal sarah got respec
B ETH KNEW HE DIDN'T LOVE HER BUT HE WOULDN'T LEAVE sarah has no patience for abusive fuckwads& beth/sarah have races around the block , loser has to deal with paul and his face (as beth) on weekends
do u have time to talk about sarah seeing herself in beth seeing every strength& weakness cos they're two sides of the same fucking coin respecting eachother so much&knowing the burden of being strong
do u have time to talk about beth being a runner yet making sure charity benefits from it, sarah being a runner but making sure her daughter is safe do u have time to think about how they both run i'm
i didn’t realize how painful waiting could be until i finished orphan black season one
waiting for breaking bad 5b was kinda like that!
but there was nothing like cophine in breaking bad…
Anonymous asked: How often do you masturbate?
Not as much as I’d like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so I haven’t had much free time, unfortunately. I’d like to get back into it though, because I’ve just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release.
FUCK! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID “MEDITATE” GODDAMMIT FUCK SHIT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I FUCKING THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE
did oitnb just show me the best song about not giving a fuck
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
"holy crap! that clone on top of rachel looks an awful lot like nadia from parks and rec!"
so what you’re saying is
tatiana maslany looks a lot like tatiana maslany
WHEN WILL ALL FUCKING PEOPLE LEARN TO FUCKING USE THE FUCKING BCC FIELD?!?!